2 posts tagged “april”

What was the #1 song on the radio when you were born?

I think it was Bruce Springsteen and his little song was Streets of Philadelphia. I don't know because Wiki can be mentally challenged sometimes. Also, on April 8th, 1994, just 2 days after my birth, Kurt Cobain's body was found. Oh yeah. Just a little less than a month before my birthday, Nine Inch Nails released The Downward Spiral which, and I quote, "a groundbreaking album that stands as one of the most acclaimed from that era." Now, isn't that nifty? 

If you could create your own National Holiday, what would it be and when? 
Submitted by John M.

My national holiday would be for all of the nerdy people that get shoved around by horrible popular people. My holiday would be the one day the nerds could rebel and the popular kids couldn't do anything about it. They can't even get their revenge the next day because they'll get locked up or killed. My poor little nerds are getting shoved into lockers, picked on, and they get wedgies. They need to stand up for themselves. The holiday will be on April 10th. It'll be spring break so the nerds can go out and slash the jocks' tires and get away with it. They can't get sued and they don't have to pay for the damage.

Power to the nerds! I love them.