So...I made it into one of the biggest things. I made it into National Junior Honor Society. That means that I have enough community service, academic achievements, after-school activities, additional responsibilities, and good leadership to be considered one the best examples in our school to follow. Yep. I'm an influence to other people in my school. How cool is that? Then! that increases my chances of getting into the National Honor Society. That's an even bigger deal because that looks really good on college applications and I want to go to Harvard, Princeton, Dartmouth, or Duke. Pretty good schools, huh? I'm aiming for them. And I'm gonna get in. Just because I'm awesome like that.
I thought you should know my awesome news. And now you can be astonished at my awesome achievements. Just read about how smart I am. READ!!!! And be proud. Even if you don't know me.
Show us what you dreamed of last night.
What was the last concert you attended?
Well, you see, me and Aunti went to go see the Dresden Dolls. Yay! That was a fun show. There was a Grim Stripper and I was terrified of him at first. I backed away. Far away, too. Ask Aunti. He came out on stilts and I was quite terrified. Then, he started swinging his thing with the pointy blade on the end. Then he threatened to stab someone in the crowd behind me. Maybe it was me. I don't know. All I know is that I got scared and ducked. Yep. But then a whistle thingy blew and I was relieved. I said," Woo! I'm not gonna get hit in the head with a plastic thing. Go me!" That was a fun show.
Yeah. So, after the Grim Stripper, the Luminescent Orchestra (I wanted to stab my ear drums out) played. Before them was the insanely crazy Meow Meow. She scared me but Aunti loved her. There was a cute little gay guy up there that had to unhook or hook her bra and he had no idea what to do. That was cute. But! When it came to the dress he said he knew everything. How cute? I loved him.
So...the Dresden Dolls come out. It's fun. We, meaning Aunti, met Brian and Amanda after. They were nice. Amanda said not to do pictures but Brian ran away and did pictures with Aunti. He loved her. That was nice and thoughtful of him. He like, smashed her into him. That was cute. And fun. But mostly cute. Yep. That was our night. Fun. It really was.
What was the #1 song on the radio when you were born?
I think it was Bruce Springsteen and his little song was Streets of Philadelphia. I don't know because Wiki can be mentally challenged sometimes. Also, on April 8th, 1994, just 2 days after my birth, Kurt Cobain's body was found. Oh yeah. Just a little less than a month before my birthday, Nine Inch Nails released The Downward Spiral which, and I quote, "a groundbreaking album that stands as one of the most acclaimed from that era." Now, isn't that nifty?
