I Amaze Myself
It all started when Aunt Christine told me about people going around, taking a survey about whether people fold or scrunch their toilet paper. The purpose: to see whether they are nerdy and they like things organized and well put together or if they were jocky and didn't care at all about how their surrounding was.
Today I realized that I both scrunch and fold my toilet paper. I noticed that sometimes when I pee and (all of the time) when I'm in a hurry, I scrunch my toilet paper. The strange thing is: whenever I poop, I always, ALWAYS fold my toilet paper, no matter what. Isn't that strange? I told that to Aunt Christine and she asked me," Why?" My awesome response:
"Poop is messy so it needs some kind of neat factor with it."
After I said that I started cracking up. How brilliant is that? I was amazed I even thought of something that awesome super fast. It was better than when I said:
"I like the feeling of the sun on my furry back."
"I like the feeling of the sun on my furry back."
I'm quite in love with my sayings.
I'm brilliant.
This is why so many people love me.
I'm brilliant.
This is why so many people love me.
